rootings:
I woke up with my phone charger wrapped around my next and a big bruise on my thigh. What the hell.
posyes:
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
(Source: mirapendejo)
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like